Thursday, October 30, 2008

Top 10 For the Late Show With David Letterman

I am participating in Writer's Workshop with Mama Kat. Visit her site to participate too.

This is the top 10 reasons why women should be Truckers; as in, driving 18-wheelers!

1. It's great money and every women should be able to generate some source of income when needed!
2. If you love to go 4 Wheelin' then Truckin' is for you . If you think 4 wheels can go anywhere, you should try 18!
3. It's a great feeling when you get out of a big rig, and some big burly guy asks: "Hey, did you drive that!" and you get to answer: "Why, yes I did!"
4. You know the double take a guy will give a hot girl driving on the highway? Well the double take a guy gives a self-sufficient woman in an 18-wheeler is 5 times better!
5. Just think of the major muscle-toning you will be doing in those winter months when you have to throw chains on 4 sets of double tires!
6. Are you short? Well, in an 18-wheeler you can see everyone and everything! No more looking thru the space in the steering wheel!
7. Doesn't every woman love to drive a "Stick Shift"? In an 18-wheeler you have anywhere from 8-18 gears! Watch out guys, mama's catchin' up!
8. Do you have children? Kids love to take a ride in a "Big Rig"! It's better than Disneyland! And a whole lot cheaper too!
9. Ever get sleepy when you are driving? There's nothing like having a built in bed to stop and take snooze in during the middle of a trip!

And the Top 10 Reason that women should drive 18-wheelers:
You get to prove all those men drivers out there wrong; Women really can drive better!


Lacey in the Sky said...

MAN, I would love to have a bed in my car! (love your header picture... SO CUTE!)

angie said...

Amen. Great, original list!

Jen said...

that is a great list. I like it and best of all, it is so TRUE!!!

rachael said...

what a great list & so original!

Good N Crazy said...

Oh girl. We NEED a picture of that. For sure.

Good N Crazy said...

I always tell people you are the little sis with the forearms larger than some men's calves...

Mama's Losin' It said...

Yeah, now I want to see a pic of you in your big rid AND one of your massive forearms!